I Refuse!

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You're walking between huge piles of foul-smelling garbage, looking for something to beat up, when all of a sudden you're completely overwhelmed by the stench of this place.

Like, seriously. You've got to get out of here. Right now.

You lose control of your legs, and begin running as fast as you can in a random direction. Unfortunately for you, that random direction seems to have taken you over a weak spot in the ground, as you plunge through and into a darkened underground chamber.

You light a match and look around, and to your surprise, find yourself in a relatively clean chamber. Clean, but cluttered -- in fact, the walls aren't actually walls, they're just piles of miscellaneous junk. It's much drier down here than on the surface, though -- it hardly stinks at all. You could stand to hang out down here for a while, if you wanted to pick through the junk and see if you can find anything worth keeping.

Choice: Explore the junkpile

You spend a few minutes digging through the piles of junk, and finally find some stuff that is both useful and intact. Well, intact, at the very least. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

You acquire an item: box

You acquire an item: stick

As you climb back out the hole you fell down, you dislodge an immense pile of the fresher, wetter garbage on the surface. It falls into the junk-filled chamber, completely filling it up. Oh well. At least it smells slightly better up here now.

Choice: Climb back out

Occurs in The Heap (at least while still on image 0).

[hobopolis] Dungeon: EvilRaijinili went treasure-hunting in The Heap.

Also: You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz You acquire an item: pr0n legs You acquire an item: stuffing

Possibly triggered when the stink builds up enough? Seems to reset the stink.