Ice baby

People often wonder where ice babies come from (or from whence come ice babies, if they're extra pretentious). The abbreviated version is something like this: stork, cabbage, half-strings of DNA: ice babies. Anyway, this is a cute little replica of a frozen infant wearing a broad, friendly smile. It's almost too cold, too cold to hold, though. At least that's the word I got from your mother.

Type: off-hand item
Cannot be discarded.

Enchantment:
+1 Stat(s) Per Fight

Notes

This is one of the four items obtainable from the iceberglet (Mr. Store item for February 2006), and may be "squeezed" into one of the others at the cost of 1 Adventure.

References

• This item's name is a reference to the song "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, as is the line "At least that's the word I got from your mother". The song also contains the lyrics "ice, ice, baby, too cold, too cold."
• This item's description refers to a classic episode of the Jick & Mr. Skullhead Show on Radio KoL. In this episode, someone asked where babies come from. Mr. Skullhead's response involved a stork and a cabbage having intimate relations, producing half-strings of DNA, and resulting in "beer babies." (listen to remix by Yiab)
• The theme song from Ghostbusters II, "On Our Own", contains the lyrics "too cold to hold."