Ice concierge
| Ice concierge | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1852 |
| Locations | The Ice Hotel |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 110 |
| Defense | 90 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 32-48 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | bag of foreign bribes, exotic travel brochure |
| Bounty | frozen clipboard |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an ice conciergeBeing a concierge in a fancy hotel means you have to try to fulfill any order given to you by the most entitled people in the world, and do it with a smile. It's no wonder her smile has gone a bit brittle, even before taking into account the freezing temperatures in this place.
Hit Message(s):
She knocks out all of your teeth, then gives you a helpful map to where they landed. Ow! Ow! Ugh!
"I've made dinner reservations for you at our best hospital," she says.
"Thanks, that's very... wait, what?" you reply, as she slides on a set of brass knuckles. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Argh! Argh!
She starts to attack you, but a businessman interrupts her to ask if his very important fax has arrived.
She starts to attack you, but a rich matron interrupts her to ask if they have a dog-waxing service.
She starts to attack you, but is interrupted by a trio of dilettantes asking for directions to the nightclub.
She starts to attack you, but you distract her by asking about popular local tourist destinations. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain some Meat |
 | You acquire... something. (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Ice Hotel.
