Ice cream truck
| Ice cream truck | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1500 |
| Locations | A Deserted Stretch of I-911 |
| Hit Points | 1 |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 (min 10) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 (min 10) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | antenna, body, fender, ladder, wheel |
| Drops | ice cream sandwich, plain paper hat |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an ice cream truckThis is a semi-truck full of novelty frozen goods. Not frozen novelty goods, as in, like, a whoopie-cushion dipped in liquid nitrogen. I'm talking those weird popsicles that are supposed to look like characters from cartoons and stuff, but which get melted and frozen so many times that they turn into Lovecraftian-horror-on-a-stick.
This truck delivers them to your neighborhood ding-a-ling ice-cream trucks. It doesn't play any music, except for the Smooth Sound of Golden Country Hits that the truck driver plays in the cab.
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The Hare looks at the smoking wreckage of the vehicle, then looks at you.
"Uhh... Thanks... I guess..."
Or, if you did some Cold damage to it:
The truck skids off the side of the road on the massive sheet of ice you've created. The hare straps on some skates and makes significant progress down the road.
X Seconds Saved! (proportional to damage done)
Occurs at A Deserted Stretch of I-911.
