Iceberglar
| Iceberglar | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1692 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | iceberglar scarf |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an IceberglarA sudden chill comes over you, and you turn to discover a woman with her face concealed in a long wool scarf, and her hand concealed in your pocket.
"Hey!" you exclaim. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I, er, forgot my mittens?" she says. "My hands are cold."
"Oh, and I suppose your own pockets aren't suitable? Because my wallet isn't in them, right?"
"Well... it is, though."
"Then -- hey!"
Hit Message(s):
She swipes your <forehead> with an open palm, then spins and kicks you in the same spot. Shards of ice fly as her boot smashes a hole straight through you. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
She spits into her hand and then stabs you in the <forehead> with an icicle. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
She darts forward, pulls down her scarf, and kisses you on the cheek. The punch that follows completely shatters your jaw. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
She presses a palm to your chest, and steals most of the heat out of your body. "You won't need that for much longer anyway," she chuckles. (CRITICAL HIT!) Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
She starts to freeze your <forehead>, but your meatpouch is in the way, and she doesn't want to spoil the ruins. I mean ruin the spoils.
She stries[sic] to stab you with an icicle made of frozen spit, but you dodge because ew gross!
She tries to get close enough to kiss you, but a fling with a frozen lamppost taught you that lesson years ago.
For a moment, she's torn between killing you and robbing you. Eventually she decides to kill you first, since that'll make robbing you easier. (FUMBLE!)
You try to attack her, but you're shivering too hard to target her accurately.
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Coldest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
