Irate mariachi
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He swings his guitarron at you and clips you in the <head>. It hurts you deeply. Ugh! Ow!
He tries to play a loud, high note on his trumpet, but seems to lack los chops.
 | You gain 4−7 Meat (average: 5.2, stdev: 0.9)* |
 | You acquire 34.4% chance bottles of tequila |
 | You acquire 19.4% chance irate sombreros |
 | You acquire 29.4% chance mariachi G-strings |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at South of the Border.
