4-dimensional guitar
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4-dimensional guitar
This is a simple wooden guitar that's been cut into pieces and glued back together at some impossible angles. When you play it, the sound comes out somewhere totally different from where the strings are. It's great if you want to play some Indigo Girls covers, because let's face it -- your roomates don't really want to hear it.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Power: 130
Moxie Required: 50
Selling Price: 168 Meat.Ranged Damage +7
3x chance of Critical Hit
(In-game plural: 4-dimensional guitars)
Obtained From
Messages
You play a blistering solo on your 4-dimensional guitar. Another adventurer runs in from two rooms away and beats your opponent(s) for X damage. ZAP! BIFF! WHACK!
You play a non-Euclidean tune on your 4-dimensional guitar, confusing <it> for X damage. SMACK! WHACK! WHACK!
You play a solo on the 4-dimensional guitar. It comes out as the smell of old leather and the taste of a ripe strawberry, but still does X damage. BARF! WHAMMO! ZAP!
You try to play screedly meedly screeeeeOOOWW on your 4-dimensional guitar. It comes out as a shade of blue and the smell of freshly-baked bread, but still does X damage. KERBLAM! WHACK! SOCKO!
Notes
- This item can be used to pass The Stone Mariachis.
- Having this item, or any other guitar, and Elvish sunglasses equipped enables the wielder to use the "Play a Guitar Solo" ability once per combat.
See Also
Collection
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