Chamber #X of the Daily Dungeon appears to be empty, but you know better. They don't put empty rooms in dungeons, so any room that appears empty must contain something you haven't seen yet. And anything you haven't seen yet must be assumed to be a trap.
So what's it gonna be?
Proceed forward cautiously
As you cross the room, you trigger a tripwire. One of the side walls slides back to reveal the Kingdom's most powerful refrigerator -- and some fool has left the door standing wide open!
You brush yourself off and proceed to the next chamber of the Daily Dungeon.
or
You step on a rigged brick on the floor, causing a panel in the ceiling to slide open and dump an entire roomful of niche adult magazines on you. You pick through them, seeing things you did not want to see...
You brush yourself off and proceed to the next chamber of the Daily Dungeon.
or
As you cross the room, a trapdoor opens in the ceiling and a giant spooky floating skull descends, making Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooh noises. You shudder as you shoulder past it.
You brush yourself off and proceed to the next chamber of the Daily Dungeon.
or
Halfway across the room, a section of the floor slides away to reveal a moat of raw sewage. Unfortunately, it's the section of floor you're standing on at the time. Grumbling, you crawl out of it, then realize you crawled out the wrong side, and continuing to grumble, you dive back in and swim across.
You brush yourself off and proceed to the next chamber of the Daily Dungeon.
Use your eleven-foot pole
As you cross the room, you trigger a tripwire. One of the side walls slides back to reveal the Kingdom's most powerful refrigerator -- and some fool has left the door standing wide open!
Thinking quickly, you reach out with your eleven-foot pole and shut the door. We're not paying to freeze the entire neighborhood to death, y'know!
or
You accidentally step on a hidden pressure plate, and the entire floor slides back to reveal an enormous electric stove burner. Luckily, you are able to avoid burning your feet by using your eleven-foot pole as a single awkward stilt!
or
You step on a rigged brick on the floor, causing a panel in the ceiling to slide open and dump an entire roomful of niche adult magazines on you. You use your eleven-foot pole to turn them all upside down before you see anything you don't want to see.
or
As you cross the room, a trapdoor opens in the ceiling and a giant spooky floating skull descends, making Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooh noises. You knock its teeth out with your eleven-foot pole, replacing the Ooooooh with more of a Wsssshhhhhh that isn't nearly as scary.
or
Halfway across the room, a section of the floor slides away to reveal a moat of raw sewage. You deftly make a bridge out of your eleven-foot pole before you fall in, and avoid getting a bad case of outhouse foot.
Proceed backwards cautiously
You slowly step backward out of the room, then out of the dungeon.
You accidentally step on a hidden pressure plate, and the entire floor slides back to reveal an enormous electric stove burner. You use your candy candy can sword cane to pogo safely across!
You step on a rigged brick on the floor, causing a panel in the ceiling to slide open and dump an entire roomful of niche adult magazines on you. You quickly slice them to shreds with your candy cane sword, protecting your purity.
As you cross the room, a trapdoor opens in the ceiling and a giant spooky floating skull descends, making Ooooooooooh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooh noises. You brandish your candy candy sword and it floats away.
Halfway across the room, a section of the floor slides away to reveal a moat of raw sewage. You take a deep whiff of the peppermint scent of your candy cane sword and pass right by.
Proceed forward cautiously inflicts damage equal to half of your max HP. This is NOT reduced by Elemental Resistance.
The amount of stat gain IS increased by Elemental Resistance. Gain appears to be 2-6 points per level of resistance.
Use your eleven-foot pole requires an eleven-foot pole and bypasses the adventure without spending a turn.
Proceed backwards cautiously leaves the adventure without spending a turn or progressing the dungeon.
Use your candy cane sword requires the candy cane sword cane equipped and bypasses the adventure without spending a turn, while also giving ~40-50 of a random(?) substat.
