Jeppson's Malort

Jeppson's Malort

This is a bottle of a fermented herbal concoction whose name is derived from "mal" meaning "bad", and "ort", meaning "the sound you make when you drink something bad."

Type: booze (EPIC)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: bottles of Jeppson's Malort)

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Obtained From

Attending MaxFunCon 2011

When Consumed

First time:

You open the bottle and take a swig. Wincing, you close the bottle again, vowing to never, ever do that again.

You gain 24-25 Adventures.

You gain 13-18 Strengthliness. You gain 13-18 Mysteriousness. You gain 13-18 Chutzpah.

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

Subsequently:

No, thanks.

References

• Jeppson is the only US distributor of Malört, a wormwood-flavored liquor notorious for its bitter, unpleasant taste.

Collection

• 🥇: Blitzwing (#2094211), HOldeRofSecrEts (#216194), MOTH (#55661), Relnach (#285047), Somersaulter (#1770348), acm (#562234) - 1

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