Jet-ski bandit

Jet-ski bandit
Monster ID	1643
Locations	The Post-Apocalyptic Mall
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+10
Defense	Player's Muscle+10
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	impure gasoline, tarnished bottlecap
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a jet-ski bandit

In the horrible dystopian future, the Earth is a waterless desert wasteland. Unless it's actually entirely covered by ocean, and everyone has to travel by boat? I'm a little confused. Maybe it's half and half?

This guy is apparently also a bit confused, because he has brought his jetski to the desert part of the apocalypse. Fortunately, he's also brought a bathtub, so that he'll have something to ride it on.

Hit Message(s):

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Critical Hit Message:

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Miss Message(s):

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Fumble Message:

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After Combat

You acquire an item: impure gasoline (?% chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Post-Apocalyptic Mall.