Jewel-eyed wizard hat
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jewel-eyed wizard hat
This is a pointy hat with stars and moons embroidered on it, and 'WIZZARD' spelled out in sequins. That way, people will know you're a wizard when you wear it. Because wizards can spell, but they can't spell. Ba-dum-bum-pssht.
It's also got a big jewel on it in the shape of an eye. And you know how big of a deal mystical third eyes are supposed to be. Or maybe you don't, because you haven't spent enough time hanging out with New Age weirdos.
Now all you need is a wizard robe, and you'll be ready to cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
Type: hat
Power: 10
Cannot be discardedMaximum MP +30
-1 MP to use Skills
Regenerate MP Based on Level
+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
Allows casting of Magic Missile
NOTE: Items that reduce the MP cost of skills will not do so by more than 3 points, in total.
(In-game plural: jewel-eyed wizard hats)
Notes
- Does various wizardy-type things. Also has the tallest item description popup of anything in the game. Cannot be equipped in Hardcore.
- The "+5 Duration to Buffs You Cast" effect only applies to skills that can be cast from the buff drop down menu, and not to other similar noncombat skills such as Leash of Linguini (skill).
- If you view the source of the item description page, you can see an HTML comment after "Ba-dum-bum-pssht" which reads "Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff." This was quoted by Xenophobe on the February 16, 2006 radio show as the "world's best joke."
References
- The item description references the Discworld series, in which the one of the main characters, Rincewind, has a hat with the word "WIZZARD" emblazoned upon it in sequins.
- The item description references the concept of the third eye which is part of certain types of New Age mysticism.
- "Lvl. 3 Eroticism" and the wizard robe refer to the online antics of BloodNinja mocking people seeking cybersex. The most infamous example can be found on bash.org.
- The spell "Magic Missile" is a reference to the D&D spell Magic Missile, which is a basic attack spell that almost all beginning wizards and sorcerers learn.
- The item name is a pun on July, in which this was Item of the Month. (July, jewel-eye, get it?)
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