Jick
The Creator and supreme deity of the Kingdom of Loathing. Since early 2003, KoL has been an uncannily popular and successful MMORPG. Jick is also the head of Asymmetric Publications.
Jick does two weekly Radio KoL shows: "120 Minutes of (anything) with Jick and Mr Skullhead" (9 PM EST, Mondays) and "The Jick Show" (11 PM EST, Thursdays.) During the Thursday shows, Riff and Xenophobe often accompany Jick, and sometimes conduct the show in his absence. HotStuff also joins them occasionally during Thursday shows.
Jick is in his own clan called Jumbucks in a Tuckerbag (Used to be The Clapboard Posterhangers, previously Clan Chefboy before that) with two other members-- his now-wife, Phoenix, and Clanbreaker1, labeled "East Coast Wife".
Jick's real name is Zachary Johnson.
Jick was also known as El Perezoso and, in times immemorial, Zurd.
Jick's birthday is 7/7/1976. He announced he was 31 on 7/7/07 on the 9/6/07 radio show.
Jick's name appears purple or red in chat.
Jick collects flyswatter. To view Jick's collection of flyswatter, check his Display Case.
In the early morning hours of February 15, 2006, Jick announced on Radio KoL that he was going to be married to his girlfriend Phoenix (#4403) on February 16.
When viewing his profile it used to say "This player is currently Jick." due to the fact that during ascension testing, players who had ascended had profiles which said "'Sorry, this player is currently helping Jick test the ascension code, and his or her profile cannot be viewed." Many pointed out the problem of Jick assisting Jick and so it was changed.
Players cannot buff Jick. Attempting to do so results in the message:
- Hi -- thanks for trying to buff me, but I don't really need it.
- - Jick
It is also impossible to brick Jick. Attempting to do so results in this message:
- Brick is no longer jickable. It was fun while it lasted.
It is, however, possible to use a roll of toilet paper, disintegrating sheet music, a wang, cream pie or a foam dart on Jick for now.
Jick can also change his character class at will.
