Junksprite bender
| Junksprite bender | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1437 |
| Locations | The Old Landfill |
| Hit Points | 25 |
| Attack | 32 |
| Defense | 33 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | bent scrap metal, funky junk key |
| Quest | Worse Homes and Gardens |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a junksprite bucket benderJunksprites are a little bit like fairies, a little bit like gnomes, and a little bit like the bearded weirdo geniuses who hang out in makerspaces (and who call workshops "makerspaces"). This particular junksprite is adept at bending things. Not air, water, earth, or fire, though. Mostly metal. In fact, exclusively metal. He even bent himself a pair of aluminum underwear, so if you don't like him, you can bite his shiny metal ass.
Hit Message(s):
He bends a girder around your neck so tight you can't breathe. Ugh! Argh!
He bends a length of pipe by thwacking you in the skull with it. Ow! Argh!
He bends a tire iron over your shin. Yargh! Oof! Ow!
He bends a piece of scrap metal around your waist so tightly it punches your solar plexus. Ugh! Argh!
He takes a pull off a cheap cigar and puffs foul smoke in your face. Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)
He bends the front fender of a car by running the car into you at speed. Ow! Ow!
He chugs some junksprite whiskey and belches a giant fireball at you. Then he bends the fire until it comes back around and hits you again. Ah-ha! Eek! Ouch!
He gets a blank look on his face and says, "I am a bender. Please insert girder."
He tries to bend a tire iron over your shin, but you tire of his shenanigans and dodge.
He tries to bend a piece of metal around your waist, but you tell him it'd be a waist of time.
He tries to blow smoke in your face, but you don't let the smoke get in your eyes.
He tries to get in a fender-bender with you, but you tell him to get bent.
He bends himself a nice big flask, fills it with whiskey, and goes on a bender. You wait until he sobers up. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: bent scrap metal |
| You gain 2 <substat>. |
After Combat
 | You acquire an item: Worse Homes and Gardens |
Occurs at The Old Landfill.
References
- The references to air, water, earth, and fire are a reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender, a TV show where the four factions of the land each control (or "bend") one of those four elements.
- "Bite his shiny metal ass" is a reference to the catchphrase of Bender, a character from Futurama.
