Just Tryin' to Get Paid

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Revision as of 00:46, 16 February 2011 by imported>JohnAnon (New page: {{adventuretop|name=Just Tryin' to Get Paid|image=knobwindow.gif}} As you walk up to the Treasury window, you hear a Knob Goblin Bean Counter saying, "1,024 . . . 1,025 . . ." So you knoc...)
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Just Tryin' to Get Paid
Just Tryin' to Get Paid

As you walk up to the Treasury window, you hear a Knob Goblin Bean Counter saying, "1,024 . . . 1,025 . . ."

So you knock on the window, and he jumps up and barely manages to not spill his beans. He glares at you and says, "little lady, you've already been paid once today! Unless you've got some other form of compensation in mind, you've had all the meat you're going to get from me! Thank goodness I didn't forget I'm at 1,025."

"Sorry," you say, "it's just that all 84 of the harem girls need their nails done, so I have 840 nails to paint! And that's just on the hands, since they each have ten fingers. If I do all ten toes of each of the 84 girls, too, that's 840 toes and 840 fingers, and that's, like, 1680 nails!"

As you turn to leave, you can't help but smirk as you hear the Counter say, "1,680 . . . wait . . . *sigh* One . . ."


Occurs at the Treasury while wearing the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise and if you have received the Finally, the Payoff adventure the same day.