Trying to adventure outside of the School at the start of the day
- The truancy officer grabs you by the ear and gives you a talking-to. You should probably get to school before you get into more trouble.
- Ol' Mr. Jenkins steps out of his house (he lives just across the way, naturally) and shakes his fist at you. "Damn kids! Get back to school!" he shouts. You should probably head off to school before you give him a coronary.
- You plan to go on adventures all around the Kingdom today--maybe drive a sports car, go to an art museum, and crash a parade--but then you remember you have to go to school instead. Why don't you head over there now?
- You see a police officer on his bitchin' meatcycle just up ahead. You'd better get to school before he sees you!
- A truancy officer blocks your way, arms folded. "You can go adventuring after school," he says, firmly.
- The truancy officer sees you coming and chases after you with his billy-club at the ready. You duck down an alley, then decide you should go to school rather than get smacked.
- You don't want to be late for school, do you? What? You don't want to go to school at all? Well, too bad.
- You've got to get to school. You can't just go gallivanting around like some kind of adventurer in a role-playing game!
Trying to wear a hat in the School
- A cheerleader on the Spirit Squad says you have to take off your hat before you go into school, and won't leave you alone until you do.
- "Hey, you can't wear hats in school!" the principal says, as you try to get to class. What a fascist.
- "No hats in school! It's disrespectful!" a teacher bars your way from entering until you take off your apparently rude headgear.
- "Hey!" the hall monitor says as you walk in, "no hats in school! Unless you're a girl with a little hat that's part of your hairstyle!"
- A jock on the Spirit Squad bars your way and won't let you in until you take off your hat.
- "No hats in the school!" the principal says as you try to come in. You almost point out that with hair like his, a hat would be a blessing, but bite your tongue.
- "No hats in the school building!" a teacher says as you try to walk in. "That's the most important thing you can learn here!" Well, that's depressing.
- A hall monitor stops you before you can get in the building. "No hats in school!" he says, adjusting his pocket protector.
Using a Muscle class skill as a Muscle class
- A jock notices your fighting style and runs over for a fist-bump.
- A passing jock says, "right on, brah!"
- A couple of jocks high-five you as they pass.
- A passing jock gives you a fist-bump, and even blows it up after.
- A passing jock tosses you a football and you manage to catch and toss it back. Nice!
- A passing jock says, "way to go, bro!"
- A meat-headed jock offers to spot you in the fight. You refuse, but it looks like you're making friends.
- A passing cheerleader stops to remind you to BE AGGRESSIVE, B-E AGGRESSIVE.
- The coach of the lacrosse team notes your fighting style and suggests you try out for the squad.
- A couple of cheerleaders cheer you on. You must be turning into a jock.
- A passing jock says, "kick some ass, brah!" and throws you the devil horns.
Acquiring booze in random adventures outside of the school
- You ask a middle-aged housewife to buy some booze for you. She takes your 100 meat and returns with a bottle of fruit-infused cheap wine, and apologizes that the boxes of wine were a little over her budget.
- You ask a bored housewife to buy some booze for you. She takes 100 meat and comes back with a bottle of sugared, flavored wine. You're either going to be a hero for having booze, or get laughed at for having this booze.
- You pay a guy 100 meat to buy you some beer. He goes into a store and comes out with a can of Mr. Schritz, the Distant Lands knock-off beer that's as expensive as it is delicious, and is the cheapest beer in the store.
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