Kevlar balloon

This is a balloon made of bulletproof Kevlar, and shaped like a spade. You can call this spade a spade, but you can't actually use it as a spade, because the force of gravity always forces it to point upward. I suppose maybe if you were trying to dig into the ceiling of a tunnel, it'd work, but how likely is that to happen?

Type: off-hand item
Selling Price: 1000 Meat.
Gift Item

Notes

• Upon completion of your 11th ascension, this item can be purchased from The Gift Shop.

References

• This balloon has the shape of the spades suit of cards. Along with three other Gift Shop balloons, all four suits are accounted for (♥ ♦ ♣ ♠).

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