Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
| Monster ID | unknown |
|---|---|
| Locations | The Crimborg Collective Factory |
| Hit Points | Equal to player HP |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | Indeterminate |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Drops | capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer |
| Quest | flask of peppermint oil |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a This is one of the killer robots from the future, (mostly) reprogrammed by the Crimborg to help make fun, futuristic toys. This particular robot is in charge of arc-welding. He puts together all the Joans. Never mind, that was a pretty lousy joke. But let's not dwell on it, because there's a killer robot with an arc welder coming at you, and it doesn't look happy.
Hit Message(s):
It welds your <ankle> to your <ankle>. At least it didn't weld a dog to your face or anything. Happy Crimbo! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
It extrudes a liquid-metal sharp pointy thing and stabs you in the <ankle>. Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
It stomps on you with its big metal feet. That's no mean feat, but it is a pair of mean feet.Ow! Ow! Ow!
It crushes your <ankle> in its calipers. That's gonna leave a mark. Happy Crimbo! Ow! Ow! Argh!
It swings its arc welder through the air. Electricity arcs from the tip through the top of your head, down your body, and out through the puddle you're standing in. Man, you really should have avoided that puddle. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ugh!
It tries to stomp on you with its big metal feet, but you find it a trivial feat to dodge them.
It tries to morph into another deadly shape, but gets stuck midway through the transformation.
It stomps toward you, welder held high, but suddenly the tip of the welder goes dark. The elfbot looks back, embarrassed, and sees the cord has come unplugged. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: logic synthesizer (??.? chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at Crimborg Collective Factory.
