Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
| Monster ID | unknown |
|---|---|
| Locations | The Crimborg Collective Factory |
| Hit Points | Equal to player HP |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | Indeterminate |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Drops | capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer |
| Quest | flask of peppermint oil |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a This is one of the killer robots from the future, (mostly) reprogrammed by the Crimborg to help make fun, futuristic toys. This particular elfbot specializes in weapons assembly. He's much more efficient than the elfbot in charge of weapons dissembling, since that one just denies there're any weapons at all. Anyway, you might imagine that a robot that puts together weapons for a living has a pretty impressive arsenal, and you'd be right.
Hit Message(s):
It stomps on you with its big metal feet. That's no mean feat, but it is a pair of mean feet. Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
It fires a crossbow bolt straight through your <knee>. Happy Crimbo! Ow! Argh! Argh!
It crushes your <knee> in its calipers. That's gonna leave a mark. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!
It extrudes a liquid-metal sharp pointy thing and stabs you in the <knee>. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
It extends six or seven wiry appendages, each of which holds a different deadly weapon. You quickly find yourself dodging a hail of bullets, arrows, laserbolts, rocks, and one frightened chicken. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ooh!
It tries to morph into another deadly shape, but gets stuck midway through the transformation.
It tries to stomp on you with its big metal feet, but you find it a trivial feat to dodge them.
It fires a crossbow bolt at you, but you bolt away from it.
It tries to crush you in its calipers, but you don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt.
It pulls several triggers on several different weapons, eliciting a series of hollow *click* noises. Looks like the elfbot in charge of actually loading the weapons is on a smoke break. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: capacitor relays (??.?% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: carbon nanotube frames (??.?% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: ion grids (??.?% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Feynman gates (??.?% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: logic synthesizers (??.?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (??.?% chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at Crimborg Collective Factory.
