Killing bird
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| Killing bird | |
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| Monster ID | 642 |
| Locations | A Sinister Dodecahedron |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | killing feather, killing feather |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a killing birdThis is a robotic hawk with razor-sharp talons and beak. Sure, normal hawks have razor-sharp talons and beaks, too, but normal hawks can't shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
Let's all take a minute and think about how awesome that would be, though.
Hit Message(s):
It claws you with its razor-sharp talons. What a talonted bird! Argh! Ow! Ow!
It bites you with its razor-sharp beak. Man, what a pecker. Argh! Oof! Ouch!
It claws you with its talons while pecking you with its beak. Man, birds suck. Ouch! Ow! Eek!
It shoots lasers out of its eyes. It comes as no surprise, Christmas lights are blinking! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
It swoops up high in the air and executes a death-defying dive right onto the top of your head. Er, the "death-defying" was for the bird, not you. You're not defying much death at the moment. Oof! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
It tries to claw you with its talons, but isn't talonted enough to do so.
It tries to peck you with its beak, but you're not about to be henpecked.
It tries to bite and claw at you, but you point out it has neither teeth nor claws. Discuss.
It fires its laser eyes at you, but you know what it's thinking, and you dodge.
It fires another barrage of lasers from its eyes, but they reflect off of a nearby mirror and the bird ends up singeing its own tail feathers. It takes a moment to look suitably embarrassed at the miss. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: killing feather (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: killing feather (30% chance)* |
Occurred at A Sinister Dodecahedron.
References
- The "Christmas lights are blinking" hit message and "you know what it's thinking" miss message refer to the Sifl and Olly song "I'm So Curious."
- The "Discuss" miss messages refers to the "Coffee Talk with Linda Richman" sketch on SNL, where Linda would get "verklempt" and buy time for herself by asking viewers to ponder the nonsensical meaning of a word or phrase: "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss."
