Knight in White Satin

He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your skull. Ooh! Ouch!

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, then kicks you in the head. Ooh! Ouch!

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur.

He sings a moody, blue song. You accompany him on the "stab you in the face."

You gain 30 Meat.

You acquire an item: white sword
You acquire an item: white satin pants

You gain 8 $substat.

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Found in Whitey's Grove.

Reference

• The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song."