Knight in White Satin

He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your <lower back>. Ooh! Ouch!

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, then kicks you in the <lower back>. Ooh! Ouch!

He sings a moody, blue song. You accompany him on the "stab you in the face."

He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur.

You gain 30 Meat.

You acquire an item: white sword
You acquire an item: white satin pants

You gain 8 $substat.

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Occurs in Whitey's Grove.

Reference

• The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song."