Knight in White Satin
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He sings a moody, blue song. You feel a sharp pain in your <nipple>. Ooh! Ouch!
He smacks you with a stack of letters he's written, never meaning to send. You feel the sting of a hundred papercuts.Ooh! Eek! Ow!
He demands that you bow down and worship satin, then kicks you in the <nipple>. Ooh! Ouch!
He sings a moody, blue song. You accompany him on the "stab you in the face."
He demands that you bow down and worship satin, but you demur.
You gain 30 Meat.
 | You acquire 17.3% chance white swords |
 | You acquire 16.5% chance pairs of white satin pants |
You gain 8 <substat>.
Occurs in Whitey's Grove.
Reference
- The title and adventure are a play on The Moody Blues' 1967 opus Nights in White Satin: "Nights in white satin / Never reaching the end..." The knight may also "sing you a moody, blue song."
