Knob Goblin Master Chef
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This is one of the master chefs of Cobb's Knob. He could sauté you, flambé you, or make a roux out of you. You have no idea what any of those words mean, but they all sound pretty unpleasant.
He starts to throw a cleaver at you, but breaks into tears when you make fun of his little hat.
He makes a delicate souffle of eggs, nutmeg, cinnamon, and your sweet, sweet pain.
You hit for 6 damage. ZOT! BOOF! WHAM!
You win the fight!
You gain 2 Fortitude.
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Kitchens