Knob Goblin poseur

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/gobposeur.gif When couplets go bad there's always someone to blame: Knob Goblin poseur

   This Knob Goblin teen
   thinks he's a gangsta poet.
   In fact, he's neither.

You leap at your foe, throwing caution to the wind, and get the first strike.

You acquire something at a serious discount with your deft fingers.

He tries to hit you, but you bust moves too skillful for his poser style.