Laser-broiled pear

laser-broiled pear

This is a pear that accidentally got cooked by a laser beam. But don't despair for dis pear -- it turned out pretty delicious!

Type: food (quality unspecified)
Size: UNSPECIFIED

(In-game plural: laser-broiled pears)

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Item number: 3095
Description ID: 308511017
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When Consumed

You gain 3-4 Adventures.

You 8-10 Beefiness. You 8-9 Enchantedness. You 13-12 Chutzpah.

(You gain 1 Fullness.)

Drop Locations

• The Sinister Dodecahedron

References

• The despair/dis pear description alludes to a dirty joke about two Jamaican men at an emotion-themed costume party. (My friend came in dis pear!)