Legendary Epic Weapon Quest

Disco Bandit: "One of your guild leaders has tasked you to recover a mysterious and unnamed artifact stolen by your Nemesis. Your first step is to smith an Epic Weapon. Two parts of the Epic Weapon can be had from the two oldest and wisest men in the kingdom, one of whom runs the casino. You weren't told where the third part is."

Epic Weapons are smithed from now on, but that's the only change. When you go to the guy that gave you the quest with the weapon equipped, he says: "You've got the Epic Weapon? Nice one!

Okay, here's the next bit, but I'll warn ya, this isn't gonna be a walk in the park. See, you need one more thing to turn that weapon into the Legendary Epic Weapon of the Disco Bandit, and to get it, you're gonna have to infiltrate The "Fun" House in the Nearby Plains and fight the Clownlord Beelzebozo, and lemme tell ya buddy, he's a real piece of work. But anyway, if you manage to complete the Legendary Epic Weapon, come back and let me know post-haste." (or a bit different if it is not Duncan)

So, you have to infiltrate the "Fun" House in the Terrifying Clown Suit and fight Clownlord Beelzebozo, then smith the item you get with your epic weapon and voilà- you get you Legendary Epic Weapon!

You have the Legendary Epic Weapon and return to the guy that gave you the quest, he says: "Hey, you got it! Nice! Now you're ready to bring the smackdown on that Nemesis of yours. Err, once we figure out out where he's hiding, that is. Don't worry, I got a couple guys on that. Come back in a few, and I'll give ya the lowdown."

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Sauceror: "Ah, Michael Third! It is good that you are here, for a dire situation is at hand -- evil is afoot!"

"Well, which is it?" you ask. "A hand, or a foot?"

"Yes yes, very witty. Don't interrupt, this is important. Our guild has been tasked with the safekeeping of an ancient artifact of terrible power. We have protected it for hundreds of years, but now the unthinkable has happened, and it has been stolen right from under our nose!"

"From under your nose? I guess you should have kept a closer eye on it. Get it? Nose, eye, hand..."

"Shut up. It is vital that you take this seriously, for the thief is none other than your Nemesis!"

"...I have a Nemesis?"

"You do now. See what happens when you spend all of your time cracking jokes? Unfortunately, you do not possess the power needed to defeat him at this time. It will be necessary for you to reconstruct the Legendary Epic Weapon of the Sauceror, and the first step is to smith an Epic Weapon for yourself. Visit the meatsmith in Market Square for training in the art of smithery; I will provide you with the Meat necessary to acquire the proper tools. Once you have done that, you must find the two oldest and wisest men in the kingdom. One will be able to provide you with the first part of the weapon and, on certain days, a charm necessary to win the second part from the other, who owns the casino. It is a prize in one of his games of chance, but I cannot tell you which one. The third part of the Epic Weapon... well, you must find that for yourself.

"Once you have smithed the Epic Weapon, return to me for further instructions." Meat You gain 1,000 Meat.