Leprechaun's Condo
A leprechaun has a very specific set of needs - exercise, mental stimulation, dumb entertainment, food, booze, and sleep. You can decorate the four rooms of the Leprecondo with furniture to allow Hamish to fulfill their needs.

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You can rearrange the furnishings 3 more times today.
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Occurs when using your Leprecondo.
Notes
- After combat your Leprechaun familiar may find a piece of furniture in a hiding place :
- %fn spots a (piece of furniture) (at some hiding place) and runs out of his condo. He drags it back to the condo and stores it in the attic.
- Furniture is permanently unlocked and does not reset upon ascension.
- You may install up to 4 pieces of furniture from your furniture collection.
- Every 5 turn-taking combats your Leprechaun will try to meet one of his needs using the furniture. If furniture is successfully used you will receive an item or effect, and your Leprechaun gains 1 familiar experience.
- Later pieces of furniture (left-to-right, top-to-bottom) will override earlier pieces of furniture if they both meet the same need.
Furniture
Option # | Name | Image | Location | Needs Fulfilled | Use Message | Effect/Drops |
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1 | buckets of concrete | ![]() |
Anywhere | exercise | [name] spends a few minutes swinging around his buckets of concrete. It's kinda inspiring. | ![]() +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Muscle +20% |
2 | thrift store oil painting | ![]() |
Anywhere | mental stimulation | [name] wanders over and spends some time studying his painting. It's... mildly stimulating. | Well Stimulated (10 adv) +1 Mysticality Stats Per FightMysticality +20%" |
3 | boxes of old comic books | ![]() |
Anywhere | dumb entertainment | [name] plops down and reads some old comics. You squint your eyes to read some panels as well. | "Effect: Wasting Time (10 adv)+1 Moxie Stats Per FightMoxie +20%" |
4 | second-hand hot plate | ![]() |
Anywhere | food | [name] fires up his second-hand hot plate and makes an adequate meal for two. | Items: random food |
5 | free mattress | ![]() |
Anywhere? | sleep | [name] heads to his filthy mattress for a nap. You feel sympathetically better. | ![]() +25% Combat Initiative +25% Combat Initiative" |
6 | beer cooler | ![]() |
Anywhere | booze | [name] grabs a beer from the beer cooler. Then he notices you looking in the window and tosses you one. | Items: random beer |
8 | UltraDance karaoke machine | ![]() |
Infernal Rackets Backstage | dumb entertainment | [name] wanders over to the karaoke machines and sings a few popular songs from when he was a teenager. | "Effect: Your Days Are Numbed (10 adv)
+5 to Familiar Weight +5 Familiar Experience Per Combat" |
exercise | [name] sets his karaoke machine to dance mode and careens around the room for a while. |
"Efffect: Vicarious Sweat (10 adv) Maximum HP +30 +15% Item Drops from Monsters" | ||||
9 | cupcake treadmill | ![]() |
Madness Bakery | exercise | [name] spends a while running on his cupcake treadmill. | "Effect: Your Days Are Numbed (10 adv)
+5 to Familiar Weight +5 Familiar Experience Per Combat" |
food | [name] grabs a cupcake from his treadmill, and tosses you one as well. | Item: random better? food? | ||||
10 | beer pong table | ![]() |
The Orcish Frat House | booze | [name] plays beer pong for a while, but stops drinking before he finishes the whole table's worth. You grab the extras. | Items: random better? beer stuff |
13 | sous vide laboratory | ![]() |
The Haunted Kitchen | food | [name] whips up a giant meal in the sous vide machine and shares it with you. | Item: random better? food? |
mental stimulation | [name] reads the manual for his sous vide machine, and imagines all the fancy food he'll make. | ![]() Maximum MP +30 +30% Meat from Monsters | ||||
23 | complete classics library | ![]() |
The Haunted Library | mental stimulation | ![]() | |
24 | ultimate retro game console | ![]() |
Megalo-City | dumb entertainment | You watch [name] play old video games for a few hours. | ![]() |
27 | four-poster bed | ![]() |
Dreadsylvanian Castle | sleep | [name] takes a long nap in his nice bed. You feel well-rested just watching him. | ![]() +100% Combat Initiative Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10% |
Other Post-Combat Messages
There is a generic message that displays after each combat if your Leprechaun is trying to meet a need but is unable to do so:
- %fn is upset that his (something) need wasn't met.
There are other post-combat messages you can get when your Leprechaun is trying to do something (presumably without enough furniture) :
- %fn does some chores around the house.
- %fn grabs a bottle of cleaning spray and wipes down the windows of his condo.
- %fn grabs a mop and cleans the floors of his condo.
- %fn putters around the condo aimlessly for a while.
- %fn spends a while rearranging the attic of his condo.
- %fn vacuums the floors of his condo.
- %fn wanders from room to room in his Leprecondo.
- %fn wanders out onto his balcony and watches the world go by for a while.