Linnea's Monster Truck

Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck

Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck is found in Crimbotown Right-About-Now.

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AIIIIIEEEE! I mean, welcome, adventurer, to my bone-chilling Crimboween! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

You've managed to scrounge:
X spooky length of string
X evil googly eye
X spooky stuffing
X spooky felt
X spooky wooden block
X spooky toy wheel

And I can make these sanity-shredding delights:

• possessed top possessed top: (1 spooky wooden block + 1 spooky toy wheel)
• killer rag doll: (2 evil googly eyes + 3 spooky wads of stuffing + 2 spooky squares of felt|)
• tree-eating kite: (1 spooky length of string + 1 spooky felt)
• incredibly creepy marionette: (2 spooky lengths of string + 2 evil googly eyes + 2 spooky wooden blocks)
• fancy dress ball: (1 spooky stuffing + 1 spooky felt)
• mad scientist's sock monkey: (2 evil googly eyes + 3 spooky wads of stuffing + 1 spooky felt)
• stuffed alien blob: (1 evil googly eye + 1 spooky stuffing)
• vampire duck-on-a-string: (1 spooky length of string + 2 evil googly eyes + 2 spooky wooden blocks + 2 spooky toy wheels)
• toy crazy train: (2 spooky lengths of string + 3 spooky wooden blocks + 6 spooky toy wheels)
• razor-tipped yo-yo: (1 spooky length of string + 1 spooky toy wheel)
• toy mercenary: (2 evil googly eyes + 3 spooky wooden blocks)
• evil teddy bear: (2 evil googly eyes + 4 spooky wads of stuffing + 2 spooky squares of felt)
• pet rock: (1 evil googly eye + 1 spooky wooden block)

Toy Making Text

• Successful toy making:

You hand the parts to the Scream Queen. She says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHH -- Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream. Anyway, I suppose I can make some frightful playthings out of these parts. But be careful what you wish for.... mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

You acquire X ??

• If x is greater then 10 you get this message (That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)

• No Items:

Lady Linnea says, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League? You don't have anything for me to work with. Try fighting some of my minions in the Spooky Fright Factory, if you dare.... mwa-ha-ha-ha!"

Spooky Toymaking Ready Reference

Linnea	Template:Click	Template:Click	Template:Click	Template:Click	Template:Click	Template:Click
possessed top possessed top	0	1	1	0	0	0
killer rag doll	0	0	0	2	2	3
tree-eating kite	1	0	0	1	0	0
incredibly creepy marionette	2	0	2	0	2	0
fancy dress ball	0	0	0	1	0	1
mad scientist's sock monkey	0	0	0	1	2	3
stuffed alien blob	0	0	0	0	1	1
vampire duck-on-a-string	1	2	2	0	2	0
toy crazy train	2	6	3	0	0	0
razor-tipped yo-yo	1	1	0	0	0	0
toy mercenary	0	0	3	0	2	0
evil teddy bear	0	0	0	2	2	4
pet rock	0	0	1	0	1	0

Notes

• To obtain all items, you need 7 spooky lengths of string, 14 evil googly eyes, 12 spooky wads of stuffing, 7 spooky squares of felt, 12 spooky wooden blocks, and 10 spooky toy wheels.
• Despite Jick's dislike of the number, there are 13 spooky toys that can be made. This is because the 14th toy from Crimbo 2005, the doll house, does not have a Crimboween counterpart.
• Linnea's line, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League?" is a reference to the movie "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama," starring one of the most famous scream queens of all time, Linnea Quigley (after whom Linnea herself is named).
• The line "Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream" is a reference to the same line Linnea Quigley utters in the movie "The Guyver" in which she plays, ironically, a character named "The Scream Queen".