Loaded serum blowgun

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This blowgun contains a dart coated in Ofuxxor™ serum. Are you plagued by gray chat? Is your text getting lighter and lighter? Do you cough more than you hic? Ofuxxor™ can help. Ask your doctor about Ofuxxor™ today!

Ofuxxor™ may cause missing limbs, lack of marmosets, and overall malaise. Pregnant women, or men who are impregnated with alien embryos, should not take Ofuxxor.

Type: usable (self or others)
Cannot be discarded

When Shot By Another Player

You have been shot in the <body part> with a blowgun by <player>. Ow! This makes you feel... better.

When Used On Self

You shoot yourself in the <body part> with the blowgun. Ow! This makes you feel... better.
You acquire an item: empty blowgun
Now what in the heck are you going to do with this?

When Used On Another Player

You sneak up on <player>, aim, and fire! Direct hit to the <body part>! You hear a satisfying "OWWW!" come out of [player] as you stealthily slink away.
You acquire an item: empty blowgun
Now what in the heck are you going to do with this?

References

  • The "disclamer" Notes that "Men empregnated with alien embryos should not take Ofuxxor." This phenomenon occurs in The Sims 2,

Notes

  • Can be obtained from Doc Galaktik upon giving him a zombie pineal gland.
  • Some players consider it rude to shoot people without permission, while others think staying sick in chat is rude.
  • Immunizes characters from the Gray Plague and cures them if they already have it.
  • Ofuxxor is leetspeak for the phrase "Oh fuck".