Loaded serum blowgun
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This blowgun contains a dart coated in Ofuxxor™ serum. Are you plagued by gray chat? Is your text getting lighter and lighter? Do you cough more than you hic? Ofuxxor™ can help. Ask your doctor about Ofuxxor™ today!
Ofuxxor™ may cause missing limbs, lack of marmosets, and overall malaise. Pregnant women, or men who are impregnated with alien embryos, should not take Ofuxxor.
Type: usable (self or others)
Cannot be discarded
When Shot By Another Player
- You have been shot in the <body part> with a blowgun by <player>. Ow! This makes you feel... better.
When Used On Self
- You shoot yourself in the <body part> with the blowgun. Ow! This makes you feel... better.
 | You acquire an item: empty blowgun |
- Now what in the heck are you going to do with this?
When Used On Another Player
- You sneak up on <player>, aim, and fire! Direct hit to the <body part>! You hear a satisfying "OWWW!" come out of [player] as you stealthily slink away.
| You acquire an item: empty blowgun |
- Now what in the heck are you going to do with this?
References
- The "disclamer" Notes that "Men empregnated with alien embryos should not take Ofuxxor." This phenomenon occurs in The Sims 2,
Notes
- Can be obtained from Doc Galaktik upon giving him a zombie pineal gland.
- Some players consider it rude to shoot people without permission, while others think staying sick in chat is rude, while others think its rude to get shot when they haven't even been in chat.
- Immunizes characters from the Gray Plague and cures them if they already have it.
- It's impossible to shoot yourself with a blowgun, except for in the foot or something.
- Ofuxxor is leetspeak for the phrase "Oh fuck".
