Loaf of Bread of Wonder

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Loaf of Bread of Wonder
Monster ID 1299
Locations A Grocery Bag
Hit Points 100
Attack 30
Defense 100
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance ?
Monster Parts bread, crust
Drops None
Manuel Entry
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loaf of Bread of Wonder You're fighting a loaf of Bread of Wonder

Regular bread is wonderful enough--just add heat and it magically transubstantiates into toast--but this bread is the embodiment of wonder and delight. It isn't sliced, so it can't be the greatest thing since itself, but it's close.

Hit Message(s):

It pulls out a bread knife and slices you! By the time it's done, you're completely toast. Eek! Ouch!

It drops crumbs into your pants, and the itching makes you scratch yourself until you bleed. Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to smack you with a bit of crust, but it's upper crust, so you just duck under it.

It tries to drop crumbs on you, but you tell it to stop being crummy.

It tries to pelt you with some croutons, but you call it a cretin.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Occurs at A Grocery Bag.