Lollicat
| Lollicat | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1112 |
| Locations | The Lollipop Forest |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 20 |
| Defense | 18 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, legs, tail, torso |
| Drops | lollipop stick, pearidot |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a lollicatSure, kittens are adorable, soft, and prone to hilarious grammatical errors, but they have one fatal flaw: they're not made of delicious candy. This cat fixes that oversight, so now you can have your adorable and eat it, too.
I mean, seriously. It's as awesome as if you found out those adorable pigs you saw at the farm were made out of, I don't know, bacon, or something.
Hit Message(s):
She hisses and chomps you with freakishly sharp teeth. No, kitty! That's a bad kitty! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
She thwaps you with her lollipop-stick tail. Ugh! Ow! Ugh!
She scratches you with a sugary claw. It doesn't draw blood, but the scratch gets all puffy and itchy. Are you allergic to corn syrup? Ow! Ouch! Eek!
She purrs and rubs up against your leg. Then her lollipop body gets stuck to you, and she freaks out and claws you. Eek! Ugh! Eek!
She rolls over onto her back and mews at you, but then when you skritch her stomach, she buries four sets of claws and her teeth in your hand. Damn it, kitty! Argh! Ugh! Eek!
She hisses at you, but you hiss back and startle her.
She scratches at you with a sugary claw, but it breaks off, leading to a multi-page argument on the internet.
She purrs and rubs against your leg. You resist her charms.
She swings her tail at you, but misses.
She curls up into a ball and takes a little cat nap. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: lollipop stick (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pearidot (1% chance)* |
Occurs at The Lollipop Forest.
Notes
- The pearidot will only drop if the advent calendar section for December 5 has been punched.
References
- LOLcats can haz funneh gramatikal errorz, too.
- Eric Cartman's cat is named Kitty, thus leading to his classic admonishment "No, Kitty! That's a bad kitty!"
