Lord of the Flies-sized fries
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries
These french fries appear to have been deep-fried in the boiling oil vats of Hell, itself. They're crispy on the outside, evil on the inside.
Type: food
Selling Price: 32 Meat.
When Consumed
http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3-5 Adventure(s).
You gain no Strengthliness.
You gain 15-20 Magicalness.
You lose 15-20 Smarm.
(You gain 3 Fullness.)
Notes
Obtained from your Evil Golden Arches.