Mad Train wine

Mad Train wine

This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.

Type: booze
Selling Price: 29 Meat.

Drop Locations

• The Barrel full of Barrels
• The Sleazy Back Alley

When Used

You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose.

http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3-4 Adventure(s).
You gain no Strengthliness.
You gain no Magicalness.
You gain no Smarm.
(You gain 3 Drunkenness.)

References

• The name refers to MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog 20/20) and Night Train Express, two brands of wine known for their low price and low quality.
• "Any port in a storm" is a pun on Port wine.