Mad Train wine
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This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 29 Meat.
(In-game plural: Mad Train wines)
Drop Locations
When Consumed
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You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose. | ||
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You gain 3 Drunkenness. |
Notes
- Can sometimes be purchased at The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery.
References
- The name refers to MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog 20/20) and Night Train Express, two brands of wine known for their low price and low quality.
- The When Consumed message may refer to a type of wine known called port wine.
- The expression "any port in a storm" alludes to the fact that a ship can't be choosy as to where it berths when it desperately needs shelter. Thus "If you need to get drunk, this stuff might be lousy but it'll do the job."
Collection
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- #4: scratch (#316501) - 112,117
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- #7: l337 h4xz0r (#782062) - 75,608
- #8: The Captain (#91349) - 58,854
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- #10: frazazel (#422389) - 42,358
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