Maximizing Your Meat Drops

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	KOL Deity		Villa		Hardcore		Normal		Slacker
Hat	plexiglass pith helmet	5 lb	plexiglass pith helmet	5 lb	n/a	0	n/a	0	n/a	0
Shirt	n/a	0	n/a	0	n/a	0	n/a	0	n/a	0
Pants	stainless steel slacks	20%	stainless steel slacks	20%	stainless steel slacks	20%	n/a	0	n/a	0
Weapon	penguin whip	3%	penguin whip	3%	penguin whip	3%	penguin whip	3%	penguin whip	3%
Accessory 1	incredibly dense meat gem	25%	porquoise necklace	10%	porquoise necklace	10%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic xxx	1 lb
Accessory 2	incredibly dense meat gem	25%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic xxx	1 lb
Accessory 3	incredibly dense meat gem	25%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic hermit	6%	tiny plastic xxx	1 lb
Familiar	Lep Type	20 lb	Lep Type	20 lb	Lep Type	20 lb	Lep Type	20 lb	Lep Type	20 lb
Familiar Equip	lucky Tam O'Shanter	10 lb	lucky Tam O'Shanter	10 lb	Std Equip	5 lb	Std Equip	5 lb	Std Equip	5 lb
Amphibian Sympathy	Yes	5 lb	Yes	5 lb	Yes	5 lb	Yes	5 lb	No	0
Empathy of the Newt	Yes	5 lb	Yes	5 lb	No	0	No	0	No	0
Leash of Linguini	Yes	5 lb	Yes	5 lb	No	0	No	0	No	0
Egg-stortionary Tactics	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	No	0
Polka of Plenty	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	No	0
Nimble Fingers	Yes	20%	Yes	20%	No	0	No	0	No	0
Expert Panhandling	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0	No	0	No	0
Gnefarious Pickpocketing	Yes	?%	Yes	?%	No	0	No	0	No	0
% Total	228%		175%		145%		121%		3%
Total Weight	50 lb		50 lb		30 lb		30 lb		28 lb
Weight x 5%/lb	250%		250%		150%		150%		140%
Grand Total	478%		425%		295%		271%		143%