Maximizing Your Muscle

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	KOL God		Villa		Hardcore		Normal		Slacker
Hat	plexiglass pith helmet	30%	plexiglass pith helmet	30%	stainless steel skullcap	15%	Crown of the Goblin King	10	Crown of the Goblin King	10
Shirt	Knob Goblin elite shirt/ soggy wofl t-shirt	3	Knob Goblin elite shirt/ soggy wofl t-shirt	3	n/a	0	n/a	0	n/a	0
Pants	old school Mafia knickerbockers	35	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
Weapon	plexiglass pike pike	30%	plexiglass pike pike	30%	stainless steel shillelagh	15%	asbestos sword	9	asbestos sword	9
Accessory 1	Mafia bow tie	35	Mr. Accessory	15	Boris's ring	10	Boris's ring	10	Boris's ring	10
Accessory 2	Mafia stogie/ Mafia violin case	20	Mr. Accessory	15	Boris's ring	10	Boris's ring	10	Boris's ring	10
Accessory 3	Talisman of Baio	60%	Mr. Accessory	15	Boris's ring	10	Boris's ring	10	Boris's ring	10
Dill-Tastic	Yes	15	Yes	15	Yes	15	No	0	No	0
The Smile of Mr. A	Yes	15	Yes	15	Yes	15	Yes	15	No	0
Rainy Soul Miasma	Yes	10	Yes	10	Yes	10	Yes	10	Yes	10
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	Yes	10	Yes	10	No	0	No	0	No	0
Spiky Hair	Yes	6	Yes	6	Yes	6	Yes	6	Yes	6
Tamarind Torment	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5
Tingly Biceps	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	No	0
Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Yes	2	Yes	2	No	0	No	0	No	0
Steroid Boost	Yes	2	Yes	2	Yes	2	Yes	2	Yes	2
Patience of the Tortoise	Yes	1	Yes	1	No	0	No	0	No	0
Arse-a'fire	Yes	200%	Yes	200%	Yes	200%	Yes	200%	No	0%
Gr8tness	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	No	0%
The Wrath of Grapes	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	No	0%
Macho Profundo	Yes	60%	Yes	60%	Yes	60%	No	0%	No	0%
Grapefruit Power	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	No	0%
Temporary Lycanthropy	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
Extreme Muscle Relaxation	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	No	0%
Strength of Ten Ettins	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	No	0%
Flower Power	Yes	20%	Yes	20%	Yes	20%	No	0%	No	0%
Hopped Up on Goofballs	Yes	20%	Yes	20%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
Egg-stra Arm	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%
Enraged	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
Rage of the Reindeer	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%
Antsy in Your Pantsy	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	No	0%	No	0%
Dwarven Hardiness	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	No	0%	No	0%
Sugar Rush	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	Yes	5%
% Total	825%		765%		645%		515%		5%
x100 Base Stat	825		765		645		515		5
Absolute Total	164		125		94		98		78
Grand Total	989		890		739		613		83