Maybe It's a Sexy Snake!

You're approached from behind (huh huh) by a sleazy-looking (what a surprise!) hobo, who taps you on the shoulder.

"Hey, buddy," he says, "you wanna see somethin' sexy? I've got it right here. In my pants. Only 5 nickels."

"I... uh..." you stammer...

(You currently have 21 hobo nickels.)

Take a Chance? (5 hobo nickels)

You hand over the nickels, and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out what looks like a playing card. He winks and hands it to you.

You acquire an item: lewd playing card

Leave?

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