Maybe It's a Sexy Snake!
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You're approached from behind (huh huh) by a sleazy-looking (what a surprise!) hobo, who taps you on the shoulder.
"Hey, buddy," he says, "you wanna see somethin' sexy? I've got it right here. In my pants. Only 5 nickels."
"I... uh..." you stammer...
(You currently have X hobo nickels.)
| Take a Chance? (5 hobo nickels) |
- With 5 hobo nickels:
You hand over the nickels, and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out what looks like a playing card. He winks and hands it to you.
 | You acquire an item: lewd playing card |
- Without 5 hobo nickels:
You can't afford to see anything sexy right now. It's probably just as well.
| Leave? |
