Mayonnaise wasp
It rubs its nasty, why-the-hell-is-this-a-condimentness all over your <kidney>. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
It stings you with its nasty, oily, stinger. It hurts so bad you feel like a spirit in the material world. Ooh! Ooh! Oof!
It coats you (and your french fries) with mayonnaise. Damn, that's some repulsive stuff. Argh! Eek! Argh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It completely mummifies you in oily, creamy mayonnaise. The mayonnaise hardens around you, forming a thick, crusty shell. You try to break out of your shell, but take a lot of damage doing so. Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
It tries to coat you with nasty mayonnaise, but you counter with a ketchup bomb. That you didn't know you had before. And is now gone.
It tries to sting you in the <kidney>, but you parry with whatever weapon you may or may not have equipped.
It starts to sting you, but is distracted by a desert rose. Olé! Olé!
It tries to coat you with mayonnaise, but stops when it sees you don't have any french fries.
| You gain 3-4 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
Notes
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
 | You acquire an effect: Poisoned(?) (duration: 10 Adventures) |
References
- The "ketchup bomb" miss message might be a reference to Homestar Runner. In one episode of "Strong Bad Emails", Strong Bad gets ketchup all over his computer in the process of answering an email in "the funniest way ever", and later Bubs comes in and asks if the mess was caused by the detonation of a "ketchup bomb".
- The "desert rose" message refers to the Sting song "Desert Rose".
- The line about mayonnaise and French fries refers to a scene in the film Pulp Fiction, where it's mentioned that Europeans put mayonnaise on French fries.
- The "tangy zip" refers to Miracle Whip.
