Astronaut ice-cream

Template:Itemheader This is a hard, freeze-dried brick of what the astronomers claim was originally ice-cream, but really, who knows? Neither man nor astro-man could tell you. The label reads: "Three Out-Of-This-World Flavors: Mango, Bacon, and Sadness!"

In space, no one can hear you scream for this.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 42 Meat.
Cannot be traded.

When Used

You chew up the brick of astronaut ice-cream. It makes your teeth all sticky, and the inside of your mouth taste like the world's most depressing and least kosher chutney.

You gain 8-10 Adventures.

(You gain 2 Spleen)

Notes

• A reward for stargazing 100 times at The LAAAAME Observatory.