Astronaut ice-cream

Template:Itemheader This is a hard, freeze-dried brick of what the astronomers claim was originally ice-cream, but really, who knows? Neither man nor astro-man could tell you. The label reads: "Three Out-Of-This-World Flavors: Mango, Bacon, and Sadness!"

In space, no one can hear you scream for this.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 42 Meat.
Cannot be traded.

Notes

• A reward for every 100 stargazing adventures spent at The LAAAAME Observatory.

References

• Freeze-dried "astronaut ice-cream" is often sold in science museum gift shops.
• "Neither man nor astro-man" is a reference to the surf-rock band Man or Astro-man?.
• "In space, no one can hear you scream for this." is a mix of the tag line from Aliens, "In space no one can hear you scream" and the old rhyme, "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream."