Mer-kin poseur
| Mer-kin poseur | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 849 |
| Locations | Mer-kin Gymnasium |
| Hit Points | 750 |
| Attack | 720 |
| Defense | 750 |
| Initiative | 125 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | Mer-kin fitbrine, Mer-kin gutgirdle |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Mer-kin poseurThis Mer-kin is always training at the Gymnasium. Well, okay, he's always hanging around the Gymnasium, wearing pristine workout gear and carrying a bottle of water, but no one's ever seen him actually get on a machine and break a sweat.
While you ponder how one can break a sweat underwater, or what a treadmill for a Mer-kin would look like, I suggest you get ready for an attack.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you with his water bottle, then dabs his face with the towel around his neck. Eek! Argh! Oof!
He hits you with a medicine ball. Not even a spoonful of sugar would make it hurt less. Eek! Argh! Oof!
He whips you with the towel around his neck, then looks horrified that he might have sweat into his sweatband. Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
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 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin fitbrine (??% chance)* |
Occurs at Mer-kin Gymnasium.
