Mercenary of Fortune
| Mercenary of Fortune | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1640 |
| Locations | The Deep Dark Jungle |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Coinspiracy, specialty ammo bandolier, camouflage T-shirt |
| Manuel | mercenary headband |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mercenary of FortuneAs you turn a corner, you almost bump into a whip-thin, wiry guy draped in more guns and ammo than a munitions dump. He jumps and shrieks, spinning around, but when he sees you that initial scare turns into anger. "Halt and I'll fire!" he says.
"Um, don't you mean, 'halt OR I'll fire?'" you ask.
"Nah, I'm going to fire no matter what. It'll just make it easier to hit you if you hold still."
"But I'm not part of whatever weird government stuff is going on here!" you protest. "I'm just an adventurer!"
"Look. My anonymous employers gave me a briefcase full of dense meat stacks and told me two things: shoot everything that moves, and if it still moves, shoot it again until it stops."
"So what you're saying is I shouldn't move?" you say.
"Too late. I saw you move earlier. But yeah, don't move so it's easier to shoot you."
Hit Message(s):
He fires short, controlled bursts of automatic gunfire at you, nearly severing your ankle.
He fires some armor-piercing bullets at you. You don't have much armor on your ear, anyway, so they pierce you very effectively.
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He throws a pin at you. It bounces harmlessly off your forehead. Then he stares in horror at his other hand.
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 | You gain 23 Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: specialty ammo bandolier (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Coinspiracy (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Deep Dark Jungle.
