Metaphysical Gastronomist

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Metaphysical Gastronomist You're fighting a Metaphysical Gastronomist

You approach a balding man with glasses standing next to a chalkboard, figuring he's probably a good person to ask about the Smartest Adventurer contest. "Did you know," he asks, "that you can make your own chili powder with a common household coffee grinder?"

"Er, no," you say, as he throws a handful of chili powder into your eyes. "Hey!"

"Did you know," he asks, "that in addition to being a delicious, healthy snack, that olives can also be used as a deadly weapon?"

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After Combat

Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.