Mini-zeppelin

Template:Itemheader This is a tiny zeppelin full of super-flammable hydrogen gas. Think of all the fun things you can do with this -- you can throw tiny plastic figures out of it and say "No ticket," you can light it on fire and say "Oh, the tiny humanity!", you can... well... just watch it serenely float around indoors. That's a lot of fun, too.

Selling Price: 10000 Meat.
Gift Item

Notes

• Upon completion of your 20th ascension, this item can be purchased from The Gift Shop.

References

• "No Ticket" refers to a scene from the movie "Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade" where Harrison Ford and an SS Trooper fight inside a zeppelin. After a quick battle in front of many onlookers, Indy chucks the trooper out a window, then explains to the confused onlookers: "No ticket"
• "Oh the tiny humanity" refers to the Hindenburg disaster, the Hindenburg being a zeppelin that crashed and burned spectacularly. As the zeppelin crashed, there is a famous line of a reporter who yelled "Oh, the humanity!"