Mob Penguin Arsonist
| Mob Penguin Arsonist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 905 |
| Locations | Don Crimbo's Compound |
| Hit Points | Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle |
| Attack | Scales to buffed Moxie |
| Defense | Scales to buffed Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body, flipper, foot, head |
| Drops | Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin ArsonistThis penguin is responsible for starting the fires in businesses that fail to pay the Don protection money, or in buildings that the Don wants to torch for insurance purposes (or insurance porpoises, as dolphins are known for engaging in that line of work).
I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel.
Hit Message(s):
He lights a fire under you. No, not metaphorically. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Eek!
He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ow!
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You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your <calf> on fire.
He lights a fire under you. Fortunately, he was being metaphorical, and just motivates you to finish your work.
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your foot on fire.
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 | You acquire 7?−12? Crimbux |
 | You acquire an item: herringcello |
 | You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
References
- Unlike this penguin, Billy Joel didn't start the fire.
