Mob Penguin Arsonist
| Mob Penguin Arsonist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 905 |
| Locations | Don Crimbo's Compound |
| Hit Points | Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle |
| Attack | Scales to buffed Moxie |
| Defense | Scales to buffed Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body, flipper, foot, head |
| Drops | Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Mob Penguin ArsonistThis penguin is responsible for starting the fires in businesses that fail to pay the Don protection money, or in buildings that the Don wants to torch for insurance purposes (or insurance porpoises, as dolphins are known for engaging in that line of work).
I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel.
Hit Message(s):
He lights a fire under you. No, not metaphorically. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Argh!
He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ugh!
He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your <lower back> on fire. Ooh! Eek! Oof! Eek!
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You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your <lower back> on fire.
He tries to light your pants on fire, but you make sure to only tell him the truth.
He lights a fire under you. Fortunately, he was being metaphorical, and just motivates you to finish your work.
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 | You acquire 8−12 Crimbux |
 | You acquire an item: herringcello |
 | You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread |
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.
References
- Unlike this penguin, Billy Joel didn't start the fire.
- The fumble message starting with "You know that it would be untrue" is an almost exact quote from The Doors' song Light My Fire
- The fumble message involving lighting you on fire and you telling the truth comes from the saying"liar liar pants on fire".
