Mom

"You are hungry... All of my children are... hungry. Let me fix you something."

Maybe some hot chocolate? Hot Sweat (50 Adventures)

Or a popsicle? Cold Sweat (50 Adventures)

Some cheese and crackers? Rank Sweat (50 Adventures)

A cookie? Black Sweat (50 Adventures)

A nice sandwich? Flop Sweat (50 Adventures)

Some candy? Mark of Candy Cain (50 Adventures)

A bowl of cereal? Cereal Killer (50 Adventures)

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Effects

Upon selecting A bowl of cereal?

Mom grabs a box of cereal from a shelf, and a knife from a drawer. She hums a lullaby as she drags the knife down the front of the box, over and over, until all that's left is a pile of cardboard and loose cereal.

The lullaby echoes in your head. You've heard it before. Where?

You acquire an effect: Cereal Killer (duration: 50 Adventures)