Autosell

The Hermit humbly requests that this page be rewritten or expanded. Needs many many more autosell buyers to be listed

Autoselling is the process of trading in items for meat at the item's disclosed selling price.

Autosell messages take the form:

You sell your ITEM to a(n) BUYER for N meat.

Buyers

• anthropomorphic chicken breast
• argonaut
• Bugbear breeder
• bicycling acolyte
• Canadian telemarketer
• caterwauling samurai
• corrupt policeman
• crushed dwarf with a pair of pliers
• cycling minstrel
• demon-eating kitten
• drunken hemi-dwarf
• Dutch Elm Disease-riddled Ent
• flock of geese
• fool on a hill
• halfling knob polisher
• hermetic seal
• hotel detective
• intelligent shade of blue
• kitten-eating demon
• lecherous orangutan
• long-haul trucker on speed
• mechanic named Mike
• miniscule suffragette
• monkey organ grinder
• mustachioed popcorn vendor
• Orcish Frat Boy
• organ grinder
• organ grinder's monkey
• puddle of primordial ooze
• stranger with candy
• wandering hippy